Mean Betty on the Kardashian Sisters' "Designs”

They're selling happy-hooker shoes!

Mean Betty on the Kardashian Sisters’ “Designs”

They’re selling happy-hooker shoes!

-Mean Betty

Kardashians for Bebe

Hello, darlings – Mean Betty hopes you had an extremely fabulous Labor Day weekend, or at least a few margaritas. And what a wonderful month this September is going to be! Fashion Week! The beginning of Oprah’s last season! New TV shows!

And then there’s the Kardashian sisters’ wardrobe, debuting in a few days, just in time for Fashion Week. (Is nothing sacred, poppets?) They’ve “designed” a line of shoes and bag that temporarily left Mean Betty speechless. And that doesn’t happen often to Mean Betty, kittens.

Read Mean Betty: Paris Hilton Still Puts the Ass into Class

Let us gaze upon these wonderful objects. First, a six-inch-high heel in strappy zip-up black patent. One blogger wrote that these “shoes” would be “perfect for fall.” Bwahahaha! Somehow, Mean Betty cannot see anyone – even the Kardashians – wearing these objects to pick apples or go on autumn hayrides. They’re better suited for standing on a street corner and waiting until someone comes along to offer $20 for some “company.” Or, considering these shoes, maybe $10.

And then there is the horror of one particular bag, sweethearts. Why, it’s considered “fashion forward” (and isn’t it time for that phrase to be retired) because they are accented with leopard! Brilliant! Let us contact the Council of Fashion Designers of America and beg them to give the three Ks a Lifetime Achievement Award! Mean Betty is sure that every helmet-haired woman from Miami to Dallas and beyond will love this!

Read Mean Betty: Is That You, Matthew McConaughey?

Mean Betty isn’t exactly sure where the multi-talented Kim, Kourtney and Khloe will be premiering their collection during Fashion Week. Given the quality and appearance of these “styles,” Mean Betty suggests either the nearest street corner—or a really big truck stop.

Xo,

Mean Betty

Photo source


follow BettyConfidential on... Pinterest


Read More About...
Related Articles...

10 thoughts on “Mean Betty on the Kardashian Sisters' "Designs”

  1. NYCdogmommy says:

    At least the bag looks cute.

  2. Fashionista says:

    I know, I actually like the bag.

  3. uptowngirl says:

    I’m with mean betty. I’ll pass on the Kardashian collection.

  4. sugarpie says:

    Oh, yuck. Why are things like this considered chic?

  5. festivelady826 says:

    What I want to know: who in the hell ever started this Kardashian craze with these bimbos? I gag listening to them talk – every other word is “like,yeah” and “like, I told Bruce and Mom” and “like, we’re going to counseling”. Good Lord, Americans are getting extremely hard-up for entertainment! None of the Kardashians have a brain in their collective Armenian heads!

  6. festivelady826 says:

    What I want to know: who in the hell ever started this Kardashian craze with these bimbos? I gag listening to them talk – every other word is "like,yeah" and "like, I told Bruce and Mom" and "like, we're going to counseling". Good Lord, Americans are getting extremely hard-up for entertainment! None of the Kardashians have a brain in their collective Armenian heads!

  7. elliekayres says:

    why do all celebrities think that just because they get thrown into designer clothes that they have style and can design anything? pathetic, pathetic.

  8. shaleeee says:

    What makes these bimbo’s designers…this crap needs to stop.

  9. festivelady826 says:

    OMG – I watched them on QVC Friday night, hawking their wares during Fashion Week. That “Valley Girl” talk where they all end their sentences like a question……….I have lost respect for QVC, also, Mean Betty!! Who tells these idiots that they are fashion experts? Every one of them has an ass as wide as a movie screen and talk about how “petite” they are……..gag me……..

  10. neyney says:

    ..its stuff like this that makes me ashamed to be a women

Leave a Reply

top of page jump to top