Mean Betty on the Kardashian Sisters’ “Designs”
They’re selling happy-hooker shoes!
Hello, darlings – Mean Betty hopes you had an extremely fabulous Labor Day weekend, or at least a few margaritas. And what a wonderful month this September is going to be! Fashion Week! The beginning of Oprah’s last season! New TV shows!
And then there’s the Kardashian sisters’ wardrobe, debuting in a few days, just in time for Fashion Week. (Is nothing sacred, poppets?) They’ve “designed” a line of shoes and bag that temporarily left Mean Betty speechless. And that doesn’t happen often to Mean Betty, kittens.
Let us gaze upon these wonderful objects. First, a six-inch-high heel in strappy zip-up black patent. One blogger wrote that these “shoes” would be “perfect for fall.” Bwahahaha! Somehow, Mean Betty cannot see anyone – even the Kardashians – wearing these objects to pick apples or go on autumn hayrides. They’re better suited for standing on a street corner and waiting until someone comes along to offer $20 for some “company.” Or, considering these shoes, maybe $10.
And then there is the horror of one particular bag, sweethearts. Why, it’s considered “fashion forward” (and isn’t it time for that phrase to be retired) because they are accented with leopard! Brilliant! Let us contact the Council of Fashion Designers of America and beg them to give the three Ks a Lifetime Achievement Award! Mean Betty is sure that every helmet-haired woman from Miami to Dallas and beyond will love this!
Mean Betty isn’t exactly sure where the multi-talented Kim, Kourtney and Khloe will be premiering their collection during Fashion Week. Given the quality and appearance of these “styles,” Mean Betty suggests either the nearest street corner—or a really big truck stop.