Mean Betty on Tiger Woods and Jesse James
Tiger’s being taken to the cleaners and Jesse’s cleaning house: The latest dish on our two favorite cheating hearts.
Bonjour, darlings! It’s been a while since Mean Betty gave any attention to our favorite cheaters … so it seems like an update on Tiger Woods and Jesse James is in order.
Tiger, Tiger Burning … Out
Mark Mean Betty’s words, kittens, Elin is going to come out on top in this whole debacle. While Tiger seems to have lost his grip (Ha! Pun intended!) and Rachel Uchitel becomes more and more of a self-parody (Playboy? Really?) … Elin Nordegren Woods is taking care of business.
Now it’s being reported that not only does Elin not want to sign a confidentiality clause, but she’s asking for $750 MILLION as a divorce settlement. For those of you dear little ones not good at math, that three-quarters of Tiger’s estimated $1 billion worth.
Plus, it seems she’s now demanding full custody of their children.
Smart, smart girl, Elin. Surely Tiger’s lawyers will talk down the financial settlement, but what’s really worth a goldmine is Elin being able to tell her story. How fun to be able to hold that over Tiger’s head!