Mean Betty on Tish Cyrus' Affair With Bret Michaels

Miley Cyrus does take after her Mama!

Mean Betty on Tish Cyrus’ Affair With Bret Michaels

Miley Cyrus does take after her Mama!

-Mean Betty

Miley and Tish Cyrus

Bonjour, kittens. Mean Betty can’t for the life of her imagine why anyone would want to bump naughty bits with the washed up rocker Bret Michaels? Why would Miley Cyrus’ mommy, Tish willingly go where so many herpes-infected bleached blondes have gone before—and one Pamela Anderson?

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Us Magazine has brought the reason Billy Ray and Tish are divorcing to light. After 17 years of marriage, Tish couldn’t keep her legs closed when it came to the bandana-wearing Bret, pets. Mean Betty must have missed the memo about bandanas that cover balding rock stars heads being tres sexy.

Bret Michaels

Bret “became close to the entire family” this past February when he and Miley released the racy duet “Nothing to Lose,” a source told the tab. It was at that time when he and Tish began their sordid affair. Billy Ray was none the wiser. How sad for him to discover his wife is just as trampy as his daughter. It’s sort of the chicken and the egg situation, poppets. Was Tish following in her daughter’s footsteps on the road to raciness or vice versa? It matters not, as they are both horny little ladies.

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But wait, pets. Bret’s rep denied the report saying, “There has never been an affair or a fling.” This story must be a wrong in that case. Mean Betty is sure publicists never lie… oui?

xo,

Mean Betty


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0 thoughts on “Mean Betty on Tish Cyrus' Affair With Bret Michaels

  1. weetziebat says:

    I’m in the minority here, but I feel sorry for Miley. She’s got one messed-up set of parents there.

  2. mannequin says:

    Tish, Trish or Trash; which is it?
    It’s just all too creepy for me Betty. After seeing pictures of Miley hangin all over him and then the thought of her mother with him…
    I’ve come to the conclusion that Tish, Trish or Trash, whichever, is hot to trot.

  3. Deni51 says:

    Well, I guess this comment will be unpopular, but there is just something about Bret Michaels……..

  4. lesliesm22 says:

    I agree. I really like Brett. So what if he wears a bandana..at least he bathes. that’s more then the members of Motley crue. He is also a outstanding father. you have to give him points for that. And don’t believe everything you read.
    To quote George Clooney, “If I had done everyone that they say I’ve done, when would I have had time to do movies?”

  5. M_In_O_Town says:

    Who knows what’s going on behind the scenes. There’s a reason why Billy Ray “wants his mullet back”.

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