Mean Betty: Would You Rather Spend Thanksgiving With Octomom, Kate or the Lohans

Babies, pumpkin pie and cocaine, anyone?! Imagine Thanksgiving with Octomom, Kate Gosselin or the Lohans.
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Mean Betty: Would You Rather Spend Thanksgiving With Octomom, Kate Gosselin or the Lohans?

Babies, pumpkin pie and cocaine, anyone?!

-Mean Betty

Octomom

Happy Thanksgiving, kittens. Mean Betty is struggling with a very important question this year. Whose Turkey Day will be most disturbing to endure: Octomom’s or Kate Gosselin’s or The Lohans? It’s a tough call, Mean Betty knows.

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At Nadya Suleman’s dinner, if there is a kid’s table, Octommy will be left sitting alone at the adult’s table with only eight plastic dolls surrounding her. There probably won’t even be any turkey there, pets. Mean Betty envisions a big bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken instead.

Gosselins

At Kate Gosselin’s, the table will be filled with people such as Kate’s assistants, personal trainers, hair stylists, and body guards. Everyone will be there—except the kids, whom Kate forgot to pick up at the sitter on Wednesday. Whoops!

It would be really exciting if Jon Gosselin showed up extra inebriated with one of his trashy little girlfriends demanding to see his kids on the holiday. Mean Betty would like to be there with a flip cam for that one, darlings.

What would Thanksgiving with the Lohans be like? Read on…


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0 thoughts on “Mean Betty: Would You Rather Spend Thanksgiving With Octomom, Kate or the Lohans

  1. mannequin says:

    In this case, I’ll take my own dysfunctional family, thank you. My family seems so, so normal compared to this lot.

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