Mean Betty: The New York Times Slugs Snooki

The New York Times bashes Snooki. What a masterpiece of reporting!
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Mean Betty: The New York Times Slugs Snooki

What a masterpiece of reporting!

-Mean Betty


Happy Monday, poppets! Mean Betty nearly spit out her mimosa yesterday when she saw a strangely long article on Snooki in the Style section of The New York Times. (Yes, darlings, Mean Betty does read the Newspaper of Record.) The story took up an entire page—an amount of space normally reserved for crucial events like a State of the Union address, a record drop in the stock market, or Chelsea Clinton’s upcoming wedding.

The reporter, who serves tirelessly as the Times “fashion critic” (and what a position of grave responsibility that must be), made no pretense whatsoever at journalistic “objectivity”. Instead, she went straight for the jugular, hurling some “devastating” insults about Snooki: She’s like “a turnip turned on its tip”! She’s “got a weird tan!” A “blank look!” She speaks “thickly!” Hilarious! Mean Betty just knows that the Fashion Critic must have stayed very late at her little desk to come up with those gems.

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But then, kittens, it gets so much worse (and doesn’t it always?): “…trying to hold a conversation with Snooki is a little like getting down on your hands and knees with a child,” huffs the Fashion Critic. “You have to come down to her level, and sometimes you almost think you need to bribe her with a piece of candy to be more responsive.” Somehow Mean Betty doubts that our reporter would say anything as nasty about the “fabulous” designers she associates with in her “job.” (Fashion designers are always referred to as “fabulous,” darlings. Mean Betty thinks there may be a federal regulation requiring it.)

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  1. I have never liked the Times as they’re generally 6 months to a year behind in reporting on pop culture and trends.
    As for getting down on her hands and knees to talk to Sooki- the chick is under five feet. Of course she had to do that.
    I think it’s really sad that the Times just NOW noticed The Jersey Shore.
    Does this mean next week they’ll do a piece on Tool Academy?

  2. The NY Times reporter just sounds mean for attacking Snooki like that. Of course, we all know Snooks isn’t that bright or talented, but she doesn’t pretend to be those things either. So miss fashion critic, the joke is on you.

  3. Eh, I don’t think it was an attack on all blue collar people – and Snooki practically begs for criticism. I don’t think the article was harsh at all.

  4. So you people support this woman?(more like girl)Those people and that show is beyond disgusting and is a new low for America.I dont even know how this trash was even a blip on the NYT radar.How can you honestly support/like someone like that who literally dresses like a prostitute,habitually has her skirt pulled up or shirt pulled down,acts and talks like a complete unintelligible low life and completely mis-represents italian americans when she herself ISNT EVEN italian!If i dyed my hair black,taped my eyes down,spoke broken english and said i was representing and proud to be an asian i think id be beaten down.It is so offensive on so many lvs.I cant wait till their 15 mins of shame are up.And Citylady,you dont have to have half a brain to act like a sloppy whore and a moron on national tv,you just have to have no self respect.
    To like/support or look up to this girl and watch the show you really must have to be one brain dead,classless,low life sheep!

  5. missylafay -at least we’re not being bitches for no reson. if you don’t like it don’t watch it and shut up about it. you’re the that doesn’t have class insulting people you don’t even know.

  6. Miss wilson-You must learn to spell and articulate yourself darling because you come off nonsensical.I dont watch the show however this does happen to be a thread about the woman so obviously im going to comment my opinion.

  7. Bravo missylafay I could not have said it better. The show Jersey Shore is a joke and Snooki is nothing more than a brainless idiot who dresses and acts like sloppy whore.

  8. Jersey Shore” star Nicole (Snooki) Polizzi was arrested yesterday after an apparently epic beach bender and was hauled away in cuffs wearing a T-shirt that read “SLUT.”

    Disheveled in a garish miniskirt that was tighter than sausage casing.
    How can you guys thrash this perfect pillar of society . Please it’s obvious that this brainless idiot is nothing more than a trashy slut. Why would anyone even waste their time watching this little trashy tramp or any of the other idiots that make up Jersey Shore actually the show shouldn’t even be on Televison it’s a joke.

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