Mean Betty: The Ultimate Miley Cyrus Souvenir?
This doll is not for kids, but it is reportedly selling like hot cakes. Ew.
Mean Betty knows that there are lots of doll collectors out there in the world. Some collect Barbies, some collect Madame Alexander dolls, some collect Jon Hamm action figures (ahem). So, when Meanie heard about the newest Miley Cyrus doll, she was so flummoxed she almost dropped her margarita! Kittens, Pipedream Products has created the Finally Mylie Doll. It’s not what you think. It’s a sex doll with three, yes three, “achey love holes.”
The butler asked Meanie if this means that Miley has finally reached icon status. After all, her sex doll joins the exalted ranks of other celebrity sex dolls. Pamela Anderson, Beyonce, Lady Gaga (that one boggles the mind), Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan (blecch), Sarah Jessica Parker, Paris Hilton (eeeww) and Kim Kardashian are just a few celebrities you can cuddle with in the privacy of your own bed. These ladies won’t have you arrested as a stalker because … they’re inflatable!
The pool boy brought over an extra fresh frozen margarita and politely asked Mean Betty if he could have a “Finally Mylie” for Christmas. The pool boy loves all things Disney. Poor lambie — Meanie had to break it to him that the dolls have sold out on various websites.
Kevin Johnson of Pipedream Products told British newspaper The Sun, “We are completely sold out already — it’s been on the market for less than 48 hours.” According to The Sun, you could pick one up at Amazon.com for only $27.49! Kittens, shouldn’t a superstar like Miley go for a bit more than that? But, before you run over to pick one up (for investment reasons, of course), bad news: you can’t. Apparently some dolls have been removed for “legal reasons.”
Speaking of legal reasons, Miley, naturally, is fuming! We don’t think it’s because she didn’t think of it first, after all she’s merchandised so much, one more item would definitely keep her in salvia, designer shoes for a long, long time. There are rumors that she’s really“disgusted” by this doll and is going to go the legal route and sue the makers.
Johnson told The Sun, “We haven’t received a cease and desist letter from her attorneys yet, but I have seen those rumours circling online.”
My little ewe lambs, if you think the Hannah Montana Movie Line Fashion Doll, which by the way goes for $23.45 (just a few pennies different from the other doll), doesn’t do poor Miley justice, can you imagine what this one looks like?
Actually — some things are better left un-imagined.