Mean Betty: Why So Modest, Katy Perry?
You’re a ten out of ten married to a great man of God!
You know, kittens, sometimes Mean Betty is truly astounded by the grace and humility of our poptartlets. Take Katy Perry for instance. Always downplaying her assets and abilities …like in her recent interview in Harper’s Bazaar, wherein she explains how good and bad and sexy she is:
“I’m a good girl because I really believe in love, integrity, and respect. I’m a bad girl because I like to tease. I know that I have sex appeal in my deck of cards.”
Really? Mean Betty is astonished to hear you say such a thing! You hardly ever use sex to sell yourself!
Well, when one is blessed with such a set of boobs, perhaps it’s only right that they be used to their fullest extent, right? It would be, like defying God not to! Mean Betty shudders to think that Katy once pined for a breast reduction!
“I had really bad back problems and was a little bit thicker. Then I grew up and lost the baby fat and said, ‘Hey, this isn’t all that bad.’”
Not all that bad indeed! Right kids?!
Of course Katy doesn’t save her modesty all for herself! When talking about her new husband, the darling Russell Brand, she says demurely, “I always knew I wanted a great man of God.”
Isn’t that EXACTLY what comes to mind when you think of Russell Brand? A GREAT MAN OF GOD.
But who are we to judge? After all, who better to decide what makes a ‘man of God’ than someone who tries on sexual orientation and foreign cultures like new dresses?!
And Russell apparently thinks the missus is pretty great too. Or at least Katy believes he does: “I can’t rate myself, but if you ask Russell I’m sure he’d give me a ten out of ten.”
Well who wouldn’t, Katy?!