Mean Betty: Why So Modest, Katy Perry?

Katy Perry is a ten out of ten married to a great man of God, Russell Brand!

Mean Betty: Why So Modest, Katy Perry?

You’re a ten out of ten married to a great man of God!

-Mean Betty

Katy Perry

You know, kittens, sometimes Mean Betty is truly astounded by the grace and humility of our poptartlets. Take Katy Perry for instance. Always downplaying her assets and abilities …like in her recent interview in Harper’s Bazaar, wherein she explains how good and bad and sexy she is:

“I’m a good girl because I really believe in love, integrity, and respect. I’m a bad girl because I like to tease. I know that I have sex appeal in my deck of cards.”

Really? Mean Betty is astonished to hear you say such a thing! You hardly ever use sex to sell yourself!

Katy Perry

Well, when one is blessed with such a set of boobs, perhaps it’s only right that they be used to their fullest extent, right? It would be, like defying God not to! Mean Betty shudders to think that Katy once pined for a breast reduction!

“I had really bad back problems and was a little bit thicker. Then I grew up and lost the baby fat and said, ‘Hey, this isn’t all that bad.'”

Not all that bad indeed! Right kids?!

Katy Perry

Of course Katy doesn’t save her modesty all for herself! When talking about her new husband, the darling Russell Brand, she says demurely, “I always knew I wanted a great man of God.”

Isn’t that EXACTLY what comes to mind when you think of Russell Brand? A GREAT MAN OF GOD.

But who are we to judge? After all, who better to decide what makes a ‘man of God’ than someone who tries on sexual orientation and foreign cultures like new dresses?!

And Russell apparently thinks the missus is pretty great too. Or at least Katy believes he does: “I can’t rate myself, but if you ask Russell I’m sure he’d give me a ten out of ten.”

Well who wouldn’t, Katy?!


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0 thoughts on “Mean Betty: Why So Modest, Katy Perry?

  1. Well gosh and golly Betty, you’ve just asked the question I’ve ofttimes asked myself, “How can that cute little God fearin’ Katy Perry just be so darn humble?”

    Wowzers! She sure is an inspiration to all us little people.

  2. LOL. Well my teen boys think she’s a 10 too. She is cute and all so I won’t run her down for it. At least she doesn’t try to act humble and down to earth like alot of them do and then you hear how much of a diva they act like everywhere else. At least she is honest, lol.

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