Mean Betty: Will Zsa Zsa Gabor Be the World’s First 94-Year-Old Celeb Mom?
In your face, Joan Lunden!
When Mean Betty heard that Zsa Zsa Gabor might become a mother again, she almost, almost, dropped her margarita. Yes, there’s a definite baby boom going on in Hollywood. Tori Spelling, Alicia Silverstone, Victoria Beckham, Natalie “can she dance or can’t she?” Portman …the list of mommy-to-bes is growing every day. However. Zsa Zsa is 94! How and why is this happening? Has Zsa Zsa’s husband, Prince Frederic von Anhalt, been nipping over to Mean Betty’s house when no one’s at home and “borrowing” her medicinal stash of vodka?
Meanie doesn’t understand why a woman who is 94, ill and bed-ridden would want a screaming baby at this time in her life. But…it’s the guy who really wants the baby. Now that’s a switch! After some digging Meanie found out that the Prince plans to have “Gabor’s child” via egg donor, artificial insemination and a surrogate mother. So … it won’t actually be related by birth to Zsa Zsa at all.
Wouldn’t it be easier just to knock up a willing mistress?
Gabor’s daughter, Francesca Hilton told CNN, “That’s just weird,” when she was informed of her step dad’s plans. Weird is one way of looking at it.
“I’m a retired guy,” von Anhalt says of a new child. “I can take care of it.”
Mean Betty wonders if von Anhalt, who’s never been a father, realizes that once you have a kid, you can’t give it back. It doesn’t matter if you have all the receipts, a child can’t be returned. Parenting isn’t a hobby and having a child is just a tad different from having a pet.
“In life you need something to live for,” quoth von Anhalt. “If my wife passes away before me, I have nothing to live for.”
Perhaps a nice Pomeranian would do the trick?