Mean Betty: You’re An Idiot, David Arquette
First you blab, now you backtrack? Pathetic!
When Mean Betty heard the sad news about Courteney Cox and David Arquette, Mean Betty’s cold little heart just broke. Truly – weren’t they such a cute couple? And now where will Jennifer Aniston go for Thanksgiving dinner?
Then, David took it upon himself to call Howard Stern and blab, blab blab — about his sex life (or lack therof) with Courteney, about Jasmine Waltz, the starf*&#er waitress he slept with, and why Courteney dumped him. (Gee, Mean Betty can’t imagine why…)
Fine – so he blabbed to Howie. Mean Betty really doesn’t expect more of the average celebrity man.
But now the fool has launched a massive backtrack / apology – via his TWITTER account.
Puh-lease! Four tweets form this pathetic little missive:
Thank you all for your Love and support at this time. I’m trying figuring out how to be the best person I can be but it’s been a process of trial and error. I went on Howard Stern yesterday to provide clarity and honesty about what I’m experiencing but while doing that I shared too much…it’s alright for me to be honest about my own feelings but in retrospect some of the information I provided involved others and for that I am sorry and humbled… Life is a process of spiritual evolution. I’m sure Courteney and myself will emerge from this painful time better people for what we’ve learned.
Oh yes, Mean Betty is so certain this is some kind of great spiritual process you’re undertaking. Why, Howard Stern is a veritable guru of “clarity and honesty,” isn’t he, pets?
Mean Betty is so moved to see he’s “humbled” by all this. Which part was more “humbling” David? Reading all the flack you got for babbling about Courteney buying you a motorcycle and then not wanting to be your mommy any more? Or hearing that Jasmine got mad that you only claimed to have slept with her “once, maybe twice” (so hard to keep track) – and she responded, “Two time, my ass!”
Ah, a quote for the ages.
David, since you’re obviously not man enough to know a gentleman never kisses and tells, and NEVER calls Howard Stern to discuss his divorce, at least be man enough to own up to your crudeness. Don’t try to pull some “enlightened” Tweeting off on us. You’re a little boy who wants to play with big toys, trashy women, and radio shock jocks. Own it! At least that goes over well with classy women like Jasmine Waltz!