Men Decoded: What They Say vs. What They Really Mean
Your Gay Best Friend cuts through the male BS to give it to you straight and simple.
Ever feel like your relationship has a plot line similar to the James Bond movies? I do. Guys can be as difficult to communicate with as spies and just as sleuth. After all, both guys and spies don’t always say what they mean, can have ulterior motives, and have a lot of gadgets.
To help you figure out what your international man of mystery really means, here’s some common guy lines, decoded by your Gay Best Friend…
I’m not looking to be in a relationship right now.
A guy will say this to a girl when he isn’t interested in her, so he can have guilt-free sex for a while before dumping her. It’s the “I told you so” of dating. The smart, jerkier, pretty boys (they’re usually a VP in marketing, FYI), use this line to pretend to be upfront and open. Then, the moment a girl gets attached, Mr. Junior VP pulls a hidden break-up lever in his nightstand, sending you (and your heart) sliding through a trap door in his bedroom floor. And boom! He’s on to his next victim without any guilt, because six weeks before, he had laid out some lame catchall disclaimer.
Don’t fall for it.