Michael Bay’s House Isn’t a Robot
Want to buy Michael Bay’s house? Because you can!
Michael Bay’s house isn’t a robot; is, however, up for sale—if you’re willing to drop $4.8 million on it. TMZ has found out that the director’s Santa Barbara house is on the marke, though he’s still holding onto his Miami home. Maybe he realized that having two massive mansions wasn’t going to keep him any safer from the aliens when they inevitably decide to attack (really, it’s just more stuff for them to blow up. And NO ONE blows up Michael Bay’s stuff but Michael Bay). However, in the event that YOU want to acquire an impregnable fortress, readers, Bay’s house has a grand total of 5,400 square feet over 1.3 acres of land. It’s got three bedrooms, three full baths, two half-baths, a fire pit, a guest, an infinity pool, and views to die for. Check it out:
The Pool and House:
The Living Room: