Oh My Gay Stars! Take Care of Those Ta-Tas, Ladies!
I may not have breasts, but I know exactly what you should do with yours.
Okay, I’ll admit it. One of the things I most regret from my childhood was not being invited to a girls slumber party. I did have sleep overs with the “boys,” but it was always boring. They wanted to play army, catch frogs, or do things that involved dirt. No, not the kind of dirt we like to dish, but real dirt. Yuck! Girls’ parties were filled with laughter, screaming, hair styling, lip gloss, popcorn and gossip. There’s just something special about a group of women who are friends, getting together for fun or to help one of their sisters who are in need.
So after my little pity party over never being invited to slumber with the girls, I started thinking about you. You and your own sisterhood of friends . . . and well, quite honestly “The Girls.” You know . . . your breasts! Those two have been called so many things throughout history!! When I was little my middle sister called hers the “Ta-Tas.” Cute. Always stuck with me. With every client I dress, breasts always enter into the conversation. Too big. Too little. Too something. Knowing women the way I do, I know that your breasts are an important part of who you are, so they deserve extra special consideration.
As your Cyber Main Gay, I know that there are two things that you should do immediately to help start your year off right. Get a mammogram and have a professional bra fitting. We want you healthy and we want “The Girls” poised to have a fabulous year! Then I thought, it sounds necessary but tedious. I’m always on my clients about making appointments to have both done. The normal response I get is “I will! I will! I’ve just been too busy!” Hmmm? Too busy, Eh? Then I thought, what if you could get a mammogram and a professional bra fitting while having a cocktail with your best girlfriends at the same time? Oh my gay stars! That’s it! Women across the world should hold “Ta Ta” Sisterhood events!