Oral Sex and Stripper Blogs: What We Learned About Men in October
Five facts we learned about the opposite sex this month from reading their magazines.
Strippers’ blogs and dating crazy girls are what men are into for October! We checked out this month’s issues of such popular men’s magazines as Esquire, Men’s Health, Maxim and more, and surprisingly, guys are less concerned about scary movies and dressing up for Halloween than getting a blow job standing up and – gasp – lifelong monogamy?!.!
To see what else we found out about guys from their favorite magazines, read on…
1. They use the “copulatory gaze” to get us into bed.
A copulatory gaze is a fancy term biological anthropologists use to refer to looking deep into someone’s eyes. In “How to Win at Everything” in this month’s Men’s Health, writer Joe Kita says this is how guys get with girls who are way out of their league. “The ‘copulatory gaze’ can trigger a flight-or-flight response,” he writes. “It could make her heart race, her palms dampen, and her body tingle, and she’ll think it’s because she likes you.” So if you’re wondering why the guy you just met is staring into your soul, it’s because he’s using his voodoo powers to get you into bed!
2. Oral sex feels better to them when they’re standing up.
A male reader wrote in to Esquire to find out why this is, but as writer Stacey Grenrock Woods points out, it’s all in their heads. According to one of her sources, American University psychology professor Barry W. McCarthy, men just think oral sex feels better when they’re standing up because it’s what they see in porn and it looks more erotic than when the man is lying down. But, urologist Andrew McCullough says that it could have something to do with mild erectile dysfunction, because standing up can give some men with inflow issues “a more rigid erection.”
3. They like to read strippers’ (yes, strippers) blogs.
The October issue of Maxim features a list of “must-read blogs” penned by pole-dancing honeys. Apparently, it isn’t enough for guys to see them slide down a pole anymore – they need to read about it, too. The blogs include hobostripper.com, angrystripper.wordpress.com, katstories.tumblr.com, and more. Quick, go check your guy’s browsing history now to make sure none of these sites are on it.