Our Special Golden Globes Awards to Giuliana Rancic, Madonna, Jane Fonda and More!
Some celebs like Jane Fonda and Giuliana Rancic owned the red carpet. Others like Ryan Kwanten, Nicole Kidman and more need a few remedial lessons on how to be a celeb. For these special few, a special award.
At every award show there are the fashion mis-steps and the WTF were they thinking outfits. Then, you also have the stellar few who rise head and shoulders above the rest for various reasons. We decided to shine a very special spotlight on these few by bestowing our own Golden Globe awards!
The Best All Around Winner Award
This award goes to Giuliana Rancic. Not only did she look fantastic in a Basil Soda gown (her second gown of the night), but she handled the craziness of an award show with a sense of humor and a blinding smile.
Best Fake Accent Award
The award for the Best Disappearing Fake British Accent goes to … Madonna! She and actress Andrea Riseborough have appeared connected to the hip at a lot of events and they shared the red carpet Sunday night. While Madonna chatted with Ryan Seacrest, she had her “British” accent on. Later onstage, it was replaced by a posh mid-American one. Here she is with Riseborough. Both looked like rejects from Marie Antoinette’s court. Riseborough wore a Vivienne Westwood gown and a 25 carat diamond and platinum necklace from Neil Lane. Madonna wore a king’s ransom in platinum and diamond jewelry (5 platinum and diamond bracelets and a platinum and diamond cocktail ring) from Neil Lane, fingerless moto gloves and a gown by Reem Acra.
Best Awkward Pose Award
Goes to Maria Menounos! Nothing says red carpet more than doing an impression of Rodin’s The Thinker. Oops, too high-brow? Then think of Tebow.
The “Tux That Should Be Worn for The 10 And Under Set” Award
This award goes to True Blood’s Ryan Kwanten for his velvet suit. He’s even got the little kid pose down pat.
The “Why Are You Wearing That And Where’s Your Engagement Ring?” Award
Looks like Jessica Biel forgot two things last night: taste and her engagement ring! Yup, she dumped the engagement ring to wear platinum and diamond jewelry from Tiffany’s. They gave her a necklace and earrings, but no ring….hmm. The overwhelming dress is not from a thrift store, despite appearances. Jessica Biel borrowed this new dress disguised as a ’70s wedding gown from Elie Saab. Elie, we love you, what happened???
Best Use of Botox
Oh c’mon who else would we or could we give this award to? Hmm, I ask you! Nicole Kidman wins needles down! What amazes us the most, is that she could actually use her facial muscles for the photo op! We do wonder….how many hours of training went into that one move?
The Most Incredible Body Award
Hell to the yeah baby! Jane Fonda has such an incredibly sexy body that she makes 20-year-olds gnash their teeth in envy and men of any age follow her around panting. We can only hope and pray that when we’re close to her age, we’ve got her killer bod and skin. Jane looks better now than when she did Barbarella!
Tell us: Was there an actress or an actor who you think deserved a special award last night?
PJ Gach is Senior Editor: Style + Beauty at BettyConfidential.