Boob of the Week
Pamela Anderson Wins Boob – er, Hands – Down
We’re all for political diversity, debates and differences of opinions, but if you’re going to join in, can you at least PLEASE say something intelligent?
Or something that makes sense at the least?
We just couldn’t resist – the magical alignment of this fake-boobed, bleached out, giant Bratz doll spouting such keen political commentary … plus the chance to make boob puns!
Our Boob of the Week winner, Ms. Pamela Anderson!
Boob of the week runner-ups:
Kanye West for being arrested after going berserk at an airport. Dude, if you beat up photographers, how are we supposed to see pictures of you doing such thrilling things as WALKING THROUGH AN AIRPORT?
And … last but not least, Lou Lumenick, that whacked-out NY Post critic who punched Robert Ebert at a film screening. Yeah, it was dark and he didn’t know (maybe) that he was hitting the cancer-stricken, beloved cristic, but you know what? As high-risk and fraught with danger as being a film-critic might be, there’s no need for fisticuffs at a film screening, my friend. Eat your popcorn and give peace a chance.