11. A real friend will sit in the dressing while you try on a thousand pairs of jeans and encourage you until you find the right pair. A fake friend will tell you to shop online.
12. A real friend will not only sit with you through the thousandth time you’ve watched Dirty Dancing, she’ll say the lines along with you. A fake friend will suggest a DIFFERENT MOVIE!
13. If you’re going on a blind date and you’re nervous, a real friend will be at the bar ahead of time to make sure you’re okay. A fake friend will tell you to call and let her know how it went.
14. A real friend will totally not think it’s crazy that you want to drive by his house just to see if he’s home. A fake friend will call you a stalker.
15. A fake friend loves to hear all about your failures and disappointments. A real friend gives you a shoulder to cry on, but then reminds you about all the great things you’ve done — and will go on to do.