Russell Brand and 10 Other Celebs Who Like to Talk About Their Junk

Even famous men can't help but talk about their exceptionally great (or disappointing) members.
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Russell Brand and 10 Other Celebs Who Like to Talk About Their Junk

Even famous men can’t help but talk about their exceptionally great (or disappointing) members.

-Faye Brennan

Russell Brand

Last weekend, Russell Brand’s opening monologue on SNL had little to do with his acting chops, and a LOT to do with his, er, member. When talking about his signature tight pants, Mr. Katy Perry admitted, “The trousers essentially hold things together. If I take these off it just springs into chaos. It’s essentially the same principle behind a Jack-in-the-box.”

Russell clearly had his trouser snake on his mind, which got us to thinking about all the other male celebs who just can’t keep quiet about their penises… and there’s a lot of them.

Channing Tatum

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Channing Tatum: (On burning his member while filming a movie), “Now my penis is fantastic! One hundred percent recovered. Put me back in the game, Coach.”

Enrique Iglesias

Enrique Iglesias: “I’d change my penis if I could. It’s way, way, way too small… The next product I’m gonna put my name on is extra-small condoms. I can never find extra-small condoms, and I know it’s really embarrassing for people – you know, from experience.”


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0 thoughts on “Russell Brand and 10 Other Celebs Who Like to Talk About Their Junk

  1. danggirl says:

    LOL!! Hilarious! Can you imagine women talking about their vajayjays this much?!

  2. a_marie says:

    wth, how did channing tatum BURN his penis while filming???

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