Russell Brand and 10 Other Celebs Who Like to Talk About Their Junk
Even famous men can’t help but talk about their exceptionally great (or disappointing) members.
Last weekend, Russell Brand’s opening monologue on SNL had little to do with his acting chops, and a LOT to do with his, er, member. When talking about his signature tight pants, Mr. Katy Perry admitted, “The trousers essentially hold things together. If I take these off it just springs into chaos. It’s essentially the same principle behind a Jack-in-the-box.”
Russell clearly had his trouser snake on his mind, which got us to thinking about all the other male celebs who just can’t keep quiet about their penises… and there’s a lot of them.
Channing Tatum: (On burning his member while filming a movie), “Now my penis is fantastic! One hundred percent recovered. Put me back in the game, Coach.”
Enrique Iglesias: “I’d change my penis if I could. It’s way, way, way too small… The next product I’m gonna put my name on is extra-small condoms. I can never find extra-small condoms, and I know it’s really embarrassing for people – you know, from experience.”