Russell Brand/Katy Perry Confidential
A comprehensive exploration of the megastars’ love.
Not since the likes of Wilt Chamberlain has the world seen such a modern day lothario for our millennium. That is, until Russell Brand made it big. And with his fame came the war stories of his many addictions to drugs, drink and the dames—lots of ‘dames. His list of bedded ladies, including top model Kate Moss and Playmate Holly Madison reads like a high school boy’s Christmas list.
Like his Get Him to the Greek film character, Aldous Snow, Brand lost himself in f*ck. And then, like a penis rising from the ashes of conquered booty came Perry. Katy Perry.
After a brief meeting at the 2009 MTV Music Video Awards, Katy snapped a shot of her fun bags on a cell phone and Brand responded with a poem. It was love. Trips to India brought rumors of an engagement and the stories of his rehabilitation and commitment to the girl who kisses girls proved true. And according to Perry’s frenzied Tweets, the vote was in, Brand liked it.
But one has to wonder how long this love game will last.
If all is fair in the game of love and war, all bets are in as to whether these ex-sex fiends can outrun the he rules/she rules of a Hollywood relationship.
Here’s the love lowdown. If you add up the quality of exes, box office/album dollars and additional jobs booked, an obvious “winner” comes out on top, leaving the other to come up in the rear. And when one half of a Hollywood partnership has to submit to defeat, well then, the relationship is soon to follow down the poop shoot.