Schmucks We'd Like to You-Know-What

In honor of Steve Carrell and Paul Rudd's new movie, Dinner For Schmucks, here's a list of schmucks we'd like to you know what.
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Schmucks We’d Like to You-Know-What

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-Shari Goldhagen

Adam Sandler

This week Steve Carell hits the big screen playing yet another lost loser in Dinner for Schmucks. And while we concede that sometimes his character’s stupidity makes us want to punch him in the face, there’s always a little something redeeming there that makes us want to do, well, do other things with this schmuck.

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Here’s a list of other schmucks we inexplicably want to do.

1. Adam Sandler

This funny man had been getting laughs on SNL for years, but he really won us over with his insightful commentary about bath products in 1995’s Billy Madison.

“Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh, really, fool?”

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0 thoughts on “Schmucks We'd Like to You-Know-What

  1. girleegirl says:

    I would totally do Jonah Hill, chubby dudes need lovin’ too.

  2. Fashionista says:

    Every time I see Michael Cera, I crack up! I mean, look at the kid’s face, and those “deer in the headlights” eyes! He’s hilarious!

  3. uptowngirl says:

    I’d definitely hit Michael Cera. And Jonah Hill always makes me laugh. Remember Forgetting Sarah Marshall and the 40-Year-Old Virgin? Too funny!

  4. sugarpie says:

    Michael Cera! He’s really cute, even if he is a bit of a schmuck.

  5. lovesbetty says:

    I never thought of Dustin Hoffman as a schmuck- but he totally is one!

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