Sexy New Trend: Boob Tattoos?

We try them and ask real guys what they think!
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Sexy New Trend: Boob Tattoos?

We try them and ask real guys what they think!

-Carrie Seim

Feeling Lucky? Ta*ta*too

You’ve spruced your love life up with a Brazilian wax. You’ve kegelled ‘til you’re crazy. You’ve even given yourself some va-va-voom with a vajazzle. What’s left in the sex-it-up department? Temporary tattoos for your “ta tas,” of course!

Yes, for only $9.95 to $12.95, you can have phrases like “Welcome/Home” or “100%/Natural” tattooed across your breasts. Temporarily, of course. Ta*ta*toos last about a week and are meant to “relay sentiments in a fun, intimate and original way,” according to the company.

When greeting cards just won’t cut it, maybe your mammary glands will.

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I scoffed at the ridiculousness of ta*ta*toos when I first heard of them last week. Do women really need to wow their partners with words inked across their chests? Are nipples no longer enough?? But after lengthy feminist pondering, I considered that they might actually be useful at a bachelorette party. Or a budget meeting.

I quickly begged the founders to send me a sample.

There were so many options to choose from – the coquettish “Happy/Birthday” to the earnest breast cancer awareness “Think/Pink” to the flat-out flagrant “Ride/Me.”

But because I am evil and wrong and can’t resist tempting fate, I picked a design most suitable for a burgeoning romantic relationship: “Guess What?/I’m Pregnant!”

Guess What? I'm Pregnant Ta*ta*too

Awesome.


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15 thoughts on “Sexy New Trend: Boob Tattoos?

  1. I have – wore the Let’s Celebrate one for his Birthday and on the way out the door to dinner, I flashed him – he was too funny wanting to see it in the car, the parking lot – my little boobies were def not used to all the attention! – it was great fun and made dinner even more fun than usual –

  2. please note – my guy is my husband – would I wear it if I was not in a committed relationship – absolutely not – people see, hear read and think what they want – not necessarily what you meant it to be – I would not take the chance of being mistaken for someone whose morals were somewhat loose –

  3. I would for sure give them a try. I actually ordered temp tats of my guys fave football team just for fun. I had the logo on each of my cheeks but when I was ready to show him (all for laughs ladies)I was sad to find my jeans had rubbed them off. *do not do this with a thong* He appreciated the effort at least.

  4. Hahahaha, “Guess What/I’m Pregnant.” Now THAT is awesome. Otherwise, yeah, nipples are more than enough!

    If anything, I’d rather do it old school and ask them to draw on my skin with a pen or some paint… or some chocolate fondue. Or just get to the point and hop on it.

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