Taylor Momsen's Hooker Heels! Who Let Her Wear These?

We fear the worst for little miss Gossip Girl.

Taylor Momsen’s Hooker Heels! Who Let Her Wear These?

We fear the worst for little miss Gossip Girl.

-Faye Brennan

Taylor Momsen

I do declare, Taylor Momsen! Where is your mother? We’re guessing she wasn’t around this weekend when you performed with your band, The Pretty Reckless during the Warped Tour in Hartford, Conneticut. If she was, she certainly would NOT have let you out of the house wearing those hooker heels!

And wait, are those dollar bills we see in your clear lucite platforms? You actually let people “tip” you? Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no.

Taylor Momsen

Look at you standing there acting all teenage angst-y, with your black thigh highs, raccoon eyes, and thick-rimmed glasses (funny, we didn’t know you needed glasses). What could your 16-year-old self possibly be so angry with?

Read Taylor Momsen Shouldn’t Be Allowed on Morning TV

You have an amazing gig on Gossip Girl, one of the hottest shows on TV, and you front a band, whose songs can now be found on iTunes. You should be smiling, not pretending you have huge, emotionally disruptive problems that send you into deep, dark places. You say you want to be like Kurt Cobain. Really? In what way do you find that appealing?

We guarantee five years from now, you will look back on photos like these and think, “What was I doing? Who did I think I was?” And that’s the beauty of your teenage years – you grow out of them.

We’re just hoping that you grow out of them sooner rather than later, because, dear Taylor, this is not a good look for you. Mom would not be proud. (Just Jared)

Faye Brennan is assistant editor at BettyConfidential.

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  1. I totally agree! I am so sick of seeing her mope around all “look at me I’m angsty”. She has a great TV show and I hear her band is pretty good. Why walk around like your life sucks? I get you don’t want to be compared to Disney Pop Stars but give it a freakin break!!

  2. She looks like a forty year old in that make up and glasses. How does a pretty young girl end up looking like this on purpose?
    And the garters on the dress?
    Even if you want to look angry, do so in style.

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