6. Sexy Marie Antoinette costume ($29.99, amazon.com). You definitely can’t eat cake in this costume.
7. Military Babe costume ($58.95, yandy.com). Let’s just assume her uniform was lost in the line of duty.
8. Sexy Nun costume ($39, forplaycatalog.com). Nuns might be known for their frugality, but skimping on fabric is pushing this a bit too far.
9. Angel Babe costume ($49.99, odgirl.com). Next time, we’d like more heaven and less strip club, please.
10. Hogwarts Hottie costume ($41.95, yumdrop.com). What have you done with Hermione and how can we get her back?
Diana Denza is a regular contributor to BettyConfidential.