8. Hustler Honeybee ($24.99, rickyshalloween.com)
The only thing that stings worse than this bee is the STD she’ll leave you with.
9. Wicked Red Devil costume ($35.99, amiclubwear.com)
Clothing for this party was optional, right?
10. Sexy Police Officer costume ($49, fredericksofhollywood.com)
She can’t arrest you for indecent exposure – that would be hypocritical. For an additional $49, pick up a pair of flashy rhinestone cuffs, and no one will touch your perp!
Tell us: which one of these would you never, ever wear?
Faye Brennan is assistant editor at BettyConfidential.