The 10 Unsexiest Halloween Costumes Ever Made!
Single? Want to be? Then wear one of these unsexy and horrible Halloween costumes.
If you really want to scare everyone this Halloween, don’t do the whole zombie-killer-blood-and-guts routine. That’s overdone.
Instead, inspire fear in others (especially your guy) by wearing one of the following outfits. We gaurantee he won’t touch you the entire night, and you’ll get to go home alone without having to share any of your candy!
1. Clown Overalls ($29.99, rickyshalloween.com)
We used to have nightmares about clowns. Thanks for bringing them back.
2. Adult Sassy Cookie Monster Costume – Sesame Street ($49.99, partycity.com)
No one’s hungry for your cookies. No one.
3. Ella Mental Adult Plus Size Costume ($49.99, spirithalloween.com)
Oh, so you don’t plan on drinking, eating, going to the bathroom, or basically enjoying yourself at all this Halloween? Way to show some restraint… we guess.