The 2010 MTV Movie Awards: Moments That Cannot Be Unseen
The stars went a little wild with last night’s celebration.
-Kathryn H. Cusimano
Ed Helms dressed up like Lady Gaga, sat down at a piano and performed his Hangover hit about tigers and Doug (“Stu’s Song”). Hangover and Community star Ken Jeong donned a tiger-print thong leotard and joined Helms onstage to perform a hysterical/cringe-worthy interpretive dance. We saw a lot of his butt.
This performance was interrupted by Tom Cruise and Jennifer Lopez, who desperately tried to redeem themselves with attempts to erase the past several years of their careers from the public’s collective memory. Cruise reprised the role as Tropic Thunder’s mega-producer Les Grossman. He did a funny/awkward dance to Ludacris’ “Get Back,” just like in the film. He was joined by Lopez, who sang her 2005 hit “Get Right,” presumably because she hasn’t had a hit since then. The number was filled with uncomfortable choreography, including a super-awkward booty slap. Watch at your own risk!
Host Aziz Ansari performed a slightly dirty tribute to Avatar, claiming he was standing in for R. Kelly. He ended with a bleep-laden message to BP, naturally.
And what would a night in Hollywood be without Lindsay Lohan? Lilo and her tatas returned to the red carpet to prove that 1. It is possible to hide a SCRAM anklet under a wide-leg jumpsuit and 2. Out of sight does not equal out of mind. It doesn’t matter how disco-and-boob-tastic your outfit is, we still know what’s hiding on your ankle.