The Best of Betty: What You Might Have Missed
Our intern has a lot on her mind, including Mr. Wrong, cellulite, skinny bitches, makeup tips and Anna Wintour. Yikes!
-The Betty Intern
Hello, Bettysphere. If my tone is a tad somber this week it’s because my new partner-in-crime – let’s just call him Kyle, shall we? – ditched me for a two-bit floozy with a bad weave and a foot fetish.
Needless to say I was devastated when he broke the news over deep dish pizza at our favorite hang. So, after throwing the rest of my sausage/green onion concoction back in his face I raced right over to my sympathetic co-worker’s humble abode.
I cried on her shoulder for the better part of the evening, that is until she flipped open her Compaq HP and showed me this great story that BettyConfidential ran this week about these poor women who had married Mr. Wrong.
Once I read through the unbelievable tales of red flags gone ignored I pulled myself up by my bootstraps and heaved a sigh of relief. I may be single, but at least I didn’t make the mistake of walking down the aisle with a total jerk.