The Bettys Go to Lady Gaga!
A blood-soaked, flame-boobed Gaga tore the roof off Madison Square Garden.
There is nothing like a night on the town in New York City to make the Bettys forget about the 100-degree blistering heat. We attended Lady Gaga’s Monster Ball at Madison Square Garden Tuesday night where spectacle was the name of the game.
Before heading to Herald Square for the show, the Bettys couldn’t resist a chic meal in the West Village. So, we shot downtown to Veranda for some fancy Middle Eastern delights where general manager Roberto Vuotto hooked us up with some seriously sweet specials. $5 lamb sliders all summer long make us Bettys happy—and ready for some Gaga!
Gaga’s opening band Semi Precious Weapons are our new heartthrobs. How long will it be till these dirty New York rockers sell out MSG headlining? Perhaps when they get a 50-ft octopus/ “fame monster” on stage and a plethora of androgynous dancers willing to be spurted with blood like Lady Gaga did.
Her Monster Ball was a smorgasbord of chaos. If you ever wanted to see video projections of the Gags being thrown into fish wires while someone puked green stuff in the background then go to MSG tonight and try to snag tickets off the scalpers.
Wizard of Oz themes laced the show complete with a Glitter Road that led to the Monster Ball. Gaga told all the little monsters in the crowd, “You’re free!” and asked, “Do you think I’m sexy?”
The answer is indubitably, yes.