This Is What Snooki and JWoww’s Jersey City House Looks Like (The Horror!)
‘Snooki & JWoww’ premieres tonight on MTV. Want to see where they live? Be warned: It’s a travesty of interior design. For real.
Oh dear. It’s actually happening. Tonight is the premiere of Snooki and JWoww’s Jersey Shore spin-off, the oh-so-creatively titled Snooki & JWoww. Among other things, we’ll get to see JWoww’s reaction to Snooki’s pregnancy news (apparently she thought she was being Punk’d. How meta! An MTV show within an MTV show which is a spin-off of an MTV show!); but first, let us prepare you for the horror by revealing the 38 Mercer St. house in which our two little meatballs will be residing. Are you ready for this? I’m not really sure how you could be, but… well, here we go.
Streamers! Personalized chairs! Are we having a party? It must be a party for my very favorite six-year-old I used to babysit when I was in high school!
These are shoes. They are also chairs. Chair-shoes. Shoe-chairs? Schairoes? Whatever they are, they look enormously uncomfortable.
The front door. I can only assume that the beanbag chair is there in the event that they come back wasted late at night and fail to make it as far as their actual beds. Speaking of…
More horrors, including Snooki’s and JWoww’s bedrooms, up next!