This Website Will Dump Him For You This Holiday Season
iDUMP4U charges a small fee to do the dirty work for you and dump that loser boyfriend.
Breaking up is hard to do. How do you say, “I don’t love you anymore,” “There’s someone else,” or “I don’t like you enough to get you a Christmas present,” without cringing?
Well, if you have no backbone and can’t find the courage to make the breakup phone call yourself, you could pay Bradley Laborman, the man behind iDUMP4U.com, to do it for you.
Laborman (ironic last name, right?) has been breaking up couples via phone since September 2009. What started out as a joke has turned into a lucrative business, as Laborman now charges $10 for the average dump, $25 to end an engagement, and $50 to start a divorce.
It’s a cringe-free breakup for the person who hires Laborman, and an excruciatingly painful (not to mention, confusing) experience for the person being dumped. But don’t worry, the timid people who use iDUMP4U get to hear their breakup go down, as Laborman records all of his calls and then posts them on YouTube.
Just listen to this recent iDUMP4U experience, in which Morgan, or should we say Laborman, dumps Drew, Morgan’s high school sweetheart, right before Thanksgiving because she found a new man at college! Yep, he’s getting “Turkey Dumped!”
This just warms your heart, right? Especially the part when Drew says, “I was going to propose to her this weekend.”
Surprisingly, Laborman says this time of year is the busiest for his website. That’s great for his wallet, but awful for the holiday spirit… and human decency. (Newser)
Tell us: would you ever use iDUMP4U to breakup with your man?
Faye Brennan is assistant editor at BettyConfidential.