Tell me: do guys have a collection of anything that brings out their inner sex god? Or anything that makes them feel as instantly seductive, confident and sexy as lingerie does for a woman? No, they have banana hammocks that make every girl within viewing distance want to run for the high hills. Checkmate, women.
7. Kids love us.
It’s in our nature to want to be great mothers, which is why babies laugh and giggle whenever we’re around. For some reason, we instinctively know what to do when it comes to children, which gives us an advantage as parents. Plus, we have a magical, lifelong connection to our own children, because we’re lucky enough to carry them in our bellies and feel them grow.
8. We’ve got the jobs.
Men may still be out-earning us in the work force, but we’re currently holding it down by having the most jobs. Take that, unemployment rate.
9. We live longer.
Since when is dying first the better way to go? I’m sorry, but when the guys go, that’s when the real joys of retirement start. And we get to see our grandkids grow up and keep all the money when we win at Monday night bingo – it’s a win-win.
10. We can ask for directions.
Unlike guys, our egos don’t hinder us from getting ahead in life. So, when we’re lost and need to ask for directions or our friendship is on the rocks with our best friend, we don’t let our ego come in and ruin everything.
11. We hold the power.
And my last point, which is the most important – guys are foolish if they don’t think we hold all the power in relationships. As soon as a guy falls in love with a woman, it’s over for him. Life as he knows it has forever changed, and he’s helpless when faced with the amazing combination of our sex appeal, tenderness, and love. Beyonce says it so well: “Who run the world? GIRLS!”
Tell us: why do you love being a woman?