Vote! Is an Aerosmith Rocker Mean Betty’s Idiot of the Week?
Who deserves the title—Spencer Pratt, Aerosmith’s Joe Perry or Liv Tyer’s Eyebrow Tweezer?
Happy Friday, kittens! Mean Betty hopes your weekend is filled with stiff martinis and handsome men that are—stiff as well. Before you give that final roll of the eyes to your boss and get unleashed into two days of work-free bliss, Mean Betty has a fresh new list of celebrity dimwits pour vous.
There’s never a dull moment in Celebland, pets. Seldom is there an intelligent moment either. Mean Betty may not be the brightest bulb in Snooki’s tanning bed, but compared to these harebrain celebrities, Mean Betty and all of you non-famous little lamb chops look like candidates for the Nobel Prize.
First runner up…
Spencer “People Will Read My Book” Pratt
When Mean Betty read that the armpit stain known as Spencer Pratt thinks writing a tell-all is a worthwhile enterprise she laughed until Grey Goose came out of her nose. Does Heidi Montag’s ex actually think there is something out there about their personal life that the public doesn’t already know?
“My last book, How to be Famous, didn’t make the New York Times best-seller list because it was in the self-help section,” Pratt tells Us. “This one is going to be totally different. I’m not holding anything back.” Mean Betty is shuddering in her Jimmy Choos at the thought of this Creepazon even trying to write a memo, let alone a whole book. Do you think it will be written in Crayola’s, kittens?
Second runner up…