Vote! Is Bristol Palin Mean Betty’s Idiot of the Week!?
Who deserves the title—Bristol Palin, Jennifer Lopez, Amy Fisher or Christina Hendricks’ lecherous, tongue-tied interviewer?
Happy Friday, kittens! Mean Betty was nearly brought to tears by those wacky celebrities this week. She’s not sure if it was from laughing at them or out of fear that people can really act so tres stupide. The following list of characters may have the lowest IQs, morals and all around ability to function out of anyone in Celebland – this week at least. Decide for yourself who should be crowned Mean Betty’s Idiot of the Week!
Bristol “My Fiancé Knocked Up Another Girl” Palin
This is what happens when you agree to marry young trashy boys who don’t use condoms and pose for Playgirl, Bristol dahling. Mean Betty was “shocked” to hear the news that Levi Johnston’s old girlfriend, Lanesia Garcia, is preggo with a little eggo and it could be his.
Luckily for Bristol and Levi, he’s only one out of three possible fathers, so there’s a chance! Lanesia sounds like a classy young lady, non? Bristol should be thrilled to be in the category with her under “Alaskan Trollops Levi’s Schtupped.” Marry him ASAP, Bris, before he gets away!
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