Vote! Is Courteney Cox Mean Betty's Idiot of the Week?

Who will take the coveted crown: the lovesick cougar Courteney Cox, George Lopez, or Chris Brown? You decide!
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Vote! Is Courteney Cox Mean Betty’s Idiot of the Week?

Who will take the coveted crown: the lovesick cougar, George Lopez, or Chris Brown? You decide!

-Mean Betty

 Courteney Cox David Arquette

Hooray! It’s that time again, darlings, when we anoint Mean Betty’s newest Idiot of the Week! Who will it be? Only you can decide!

Option #1: Courteney Cox

When Mean Betty heard about the Courteney Cox and David Arquette split kittens, her heart went out to Courteney. My little ewe lambs, David went on such a post-breakup bender, blabbing about his personal life to Howard Stern and all and sundry, that Meanie, the butler and the pool boy created a drinking game in honor of David’s big, sloppy mouth. Every time he said something ridiculous, a shot would be poured. Kittens, the house wasn’t very sober for ages!

Mere months later, Courteney is now gushing about David! In the recent issue of Harpers Bazaar , she said, “I don’t think he’ll be doing more Howard Stern any time soon. He’s not out to harm. But I’m his biggest protector. I can’t help it.”

Now the couple’s been spotted holding hands in public and looking ooey-gooey at each other! They were seen being cutesy at a press conference for Scream 4 and again at a florist shop. And now Courteney is gushing over the moron on Access Hollywood, saying: , “Now [David] looks the best he ever looked. He’s doing great. He’s just awesome.”

“Awesome?!” Au contraire!

Courteney, Courteney, Courteney, we don’t understand! He not only cheated on you, he boasted about it. Then he had the temerity to talk about the lack of sex in your marriage and how you boss him around. After he publicly revealed all your intimate secrets and embarrassed you, now you want him back?

Courteney is this a way for you to assure viewers for your show or are you just nuts?

Option #2: George Lopez, who’s really the pig? …

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0 thoughts on “Vote! Is Courteney Cox Mean Betty's Idiot of the Week?

  1. Courteny is woman in love with her man. They have a child together, so I hope that whatever they do is the right thing for them.
    Lopez is just doing what America has paid to see him do for years. It’s too bad that cruelty passes for comedy.
    Chris Brown is my choice for idiot of the century, not just the week.

  2. I don’t see how Sandra Bullock can be friends with George Lopez. Then again, she once chose to marry Jesse James.

    Make up your mind about how to spell Courteney, okay? : )

  3. Courteney just wants her whipping boy back and doesn’t give a damn what people think of her rich ass anyways. Lopez is an idiot anyway you look at it and is getting paid for it. Let’s put it on that dumbass Chris Brown, someone from the morning show should have charged in to the room and kicked his punk ass for breaking the window.

  4. t-bone is right….someone from the show should have kicked Chris Brown’s a** right then when he showed his a** on the morn show.
    Chris Brown is the Idiot of the Week hands down.

  5. Silly Courteney…it seems she just doesn’t know what to do….Gawd, I despise her and her show. George Lopez is, apparently, showing himself for the “puerco” he is. Slam. Then there’s Chris Brown. After staying out of the limelight for awhile, he came back into the mix and should be summarily kicked in his a$$ for the true idiot he is.

  6. As far as Courteney, if they can work it out, why rake them over the coals for it? Let’s face it, when we are mad we lash out at the one who we love the most. Chris Brown is just a spoiled baby. But George Lopez? Not that gets my vote. What a mean SOB it was of him to say that. Kirstie Alley has struggled with her weight just like a lot of us not famous people. It’s hard on us, imagine her being in the public eye and going thru it. She has had class about it and laughed at herself. He is the pig and I will NEVER watch anything with him in it again or watch one of his asinine comedy shows again. I hope his career takes a major hit because of this. He makes me ill!!!!!

  7. George Lopez hands down,

    Courteney is just being human, how many of us have bad mouthed an ex – friend or husband – and then gone back

    An Chris Brown is just being Chris Brown…

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