How funny! Mean Betty always thought of “pig” as being a great word to call a loud-mouth, sexist. adulterous a-hole … but apparently George Lopez feels it’s better suited to describe Kirstie Alley on Dancing With the Stars.
Always a class act, George took to his cut-rate show the other night to diss the new DWTS line-up, and he saved his most brilliant remarks for Kirstie Alley.
EvilBeetGossip.com has the details:
About Kirstie, George says:
“She did a nice job, her little hooves tapping away. Before the show she went to the market, then she had roast beef, and this is her going all the way home … ”
Lopez then aired a clip of the recent Geico commercial featuring a pig:
Such clever word play! Such subtlety! Oh yes – it’s always a sign of brilliance and depth to mock people for their weight, isn’t it? Fat jokes never get old!
Option #3: Chris Brown, go away already…
Kittens, Mean Betty has no patience for temper tantrums, especially when they’re coming from a 21-year-old man and not a small child. Chris Brown proved he clearly needs more work on his anger issues when he busted a window and trashed the backstage area of Good Morning America earlier this week.
The singer was on the morning show to discuss his new album, but when questions came up about his woman-hating ways involving Rihanna, he avoided the topic, only to erupt when the cameras went off. Brown gave a half-assed apology later –one that Mean Betty found extremely laughable — and then pretty much went about his merry way.
But, Mean Betty is happy to report that not everyone is going to let Brown’s pathetic behavior slide. The New York Post says that his publicist, Tammy Brook, is donzo with the hot-headed singer… for good. Wouldn’t you do the same, kittens?
Tell Mean Betty, darlings! Who wins the crown this week?