Vote! Is Gayle King Mean Betty’s Idiot of the Week?
Who will it be… Eddie Cibrian, Amanda Bynes or Oprah’s bestie Gayle King?
Good afternoon, ladies and cabana boys! Mean Betty has been daydreaming about white sands and rum daiquiris in an effort to distract herself from this week’s lineup of tactless nincompoops.
As you are all aware, the end of the week is significant for two reasons: one, loosey-goosey time (because all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, or so says Mean Betty’s BFF Jack Nicholson) and two, the exceedingly vital task of crowning the Idiot of the Week!
First up we have Oprah‘s dear, mysterious sidekick Gayle King.
On Monday Ms. Winfrey revealed a secret that was supposed to throw the world off its axis – she has a half-sister named Patricia.
GASP! How will we ever survive such a shocking development?
Instead of graciously removing the invisible choke collar Gayle has placed around her bestie’s neck, she is having a mini stroke over the thought of being replaced.
A source has told PopEater.com that Gayle “wants nothing but the best for Oprah, but there has to be just a little tiny part of Gayle that is asking, ‘What now?’”
What now indeed! Oh and it gets better…
Since Gayle is “not used to sharing” Oprah with anyone, this could potentially be a “bigger adjustment” for the sidekick than for the queen.
Mean Betty is confused. Did Gayle just find out that she has a sister, or did Oprah? This is definitely one for the books!
Option 2: Eddie Cibrian and His Foolproof Makeover …