Vote! Is Jennifer Aniston Mean Betty’s Idiot of the Week?
Who deserves the title—Kat Von D, Jennifer Aniston or Lindsay Lohan?
Happy Friday, pickles. Or shall Mean Betty say “gerkins” just for the Jersey Shore fellows? Another week of celeb blunders and mishaps has passed and Mean Betty is on the prowl to bring their sheer idiocy to all her beloved kittens.
This is a very special edition of Mean Betty because it’s Labor Day weekend, and everyone knows celebs get extra wacky on holiday weekends. Mean Betty doesn’t quite understand why, considering every day is a vacation for the celebutards of Tinsel Town.
But anyhoo, here are Mean Betty’s picks for this weeks biggest idiots.
First runner up…
Jennifer “I’m Dating Lindsay Lohan’s Ex” Aniston
Mean Betty knows it’s tough for Jennifer Aniston to find a man. After all, Jen’s merely a drop-dead gorgeous millionaire with a body that makes Mean Betty so jealous Mean Betty actually went to the gym yesterday. (Putting Grey Goose in the your thermos makes the treadmill far more fun, by the way, pets).
It doesn’t matter how badly Jennifer needs a good goosing from the opposite sex, mes cheries. It is not ever okay to go after Lindsay Lohan’s sloppy seconds. His name is Harry Morton and he’s the owner of Pink Taco restaurant chains. Mean Betty would love to know if he named his restaurant before or after dating Lindz, kitties?
What’s next, Jen? A date with Sam Ronson?
Second runner up…