Vote! Is Jodie Foster Mean Betty’s Idiot of the Week?
Who will win the award this week? Reckless fame monger Eva Longoria, the extremely delusional Jodie Foster, or tasteless jerk 50 Cent?
Salutations, my beauties! Mean Betty has just returned from a gossip fest of epic proportions with her fellow tabloid hoarders. Green martinis, Irish lamb stew and lots of chitchat always puts Mean B in the right mood for ripping these celebs limb from limb.
Let us start with Jodie “God, I love that man” Foster. The two-time Oscar winner ought to have her head examined after the interview she rattled off to The Hollywood Reporter.
Ms. Foster somehow managed to spew out these kind words about her bestie Mel Gibson without spewing up her afternoon snack:
“He’s so incredibly loving and sensitive, he really is. He is the most loved actor I have ever worked with on a movie.”
Pets, do give Mean Betty a moment to locate her jaw.
What in the name of all that is holy…??! There are no words, kittens. Jodie’s delusional comments about the anti-Semitic woman beater, who is the star of her new movie The Beaver, are only matched by the following quote:
“And he’s not saintly, and he’s got a big mouth, and he’ll do gross things your nephew would do. But I knew the minute I met him that I would love him the rest of my life.”
The last time she checked, Mean Betty’s nephew was caught in a compromising position with the latest copy of Playboy, he wasn’t punching one of the models and threatening to bury her in his rose garden.
Mel, a “sensitive” soul? Right. No wonder this lady is also friends with Roman Polanski.
Option 2: Eva Longoria’s Flip-Flopping Ways…