Vote! Is Kate Middleton Mean Betty’s Idiot Of The Week?
Who will it be… The Princess-to-Be, Miley Cyrus, or the guy who played Eddie Winslow on ‘Family Matters’?
Take a look at this week’s idiots, kittens. Who do you think is the biggest celeb nincompoop?
First runner up…
Kate “I Won’t Put Out ‘Till My Wedding” Middleton
The last thing Mean Betty would do is withhold sex from Prince William before getting him to say, “I do,” pets. However a royal insider told the National Enquirer, “Will was stunned when Kate explained that there’s absolutely no way she’ll run the risk of ruining her big day with the embarrassment of an unplanned pregnancy. She told him, ‘Darling, I want our wedding night to be really special.’ Kate said Wills just kept saying, ‘You’ve got to be kidding…You are kidding, right?’ But Kate assured Prince Charming that it was no joke. She’s determined to do everything by the book to ensure that theirs will be the wedding of the new century.”
With the rate of rich and famous men not being able to keep it in their pants these days this seems like a royal mistake, Kate. If you aren’t going to give him nookie, you should at least keep your jaw warmed up or else you might find yourself sans Prince Charming.
Second runner up…