Vote! Is Lady Gaga Mean Betty's Idiot of the Week?

Who will it be... Goop Queen Gwyneth Paltrow, drug enthusiast Lady Gaga or Chris "Mishap” Brown?
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Vote! Is Lady Gaga Mean Betty’s Idiot of the Week?

Who will it be… Goop Queen Gwyneth Paltrow, drug enthusiast Lady Gaga or Chris “Mishap” Brown?

-Mean Betty

Lady Gaga

Another week has come and gone, and it seems these blasted celebrities are hell-bent on testing Mean Betty’s last nerve. Fortunately there is still a copious amount of cabana boys and dirty martinis within arm’s reach. Always look for the silver lining, pets!

My, my, Lady Gaga has certainly been a busy bee as of late. She promptly sued the British shop Icecreamists after hearing that it was profiting off her name by selling a breast-milk ice cream called ‘Baby Gaga.’ (Doesn’t that sound like something Gaga would, er, go gaga over?) And did you hear about her beef with Britney Spears’ beloved retailer Target?

Read Mean Betty On Christina Aguilera

On to Mean Betty’s main point, dearest readers! In the new book Everyone Loves You When You Are Dead, the ‘Born This Way’ singer says that she abused illegal substances in order to become a crazy rock star.

“I didn’t have a bad childhood. All of the things I went through were on my own quest for an artistic journey to f**k myself up like Warhol and Bowie and Mick, and just go for it.”

What a bunch of BS. Gaga claims she went through a “traumatic experience” in her younger years which she refuses to discuss as the information would be too much for the average teen to handle.

So she felt that spilling the beans wasn’t a very bright idea, but offering up the secret to fame and fortune (i.e. drugs) was? Just what every parent of a 13-year-old Gaga fanatic wants to hear!

Option 2: Goopy McGoopGoop Gwyneth Paltrow…

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0 thoughts on “Vote! Is Lady Gaga Mean Betty's Idiot of the Week?

  1. pogmathoin says:

    Way too close to call. All three get a portion of this one.

  2. ifuaskme2 says:

    Me. For actually reading this crap.

  3. violetgal says:

    Hmm tough call, probably Chris though!

  4. littlequeenie29 says:

    Lady Gaga. I have a son who has become addicted to drugs and can’t seem to see why this is a problem. Anyone famous that promotes drug abuse out to be thrown to the tigers and left. Kids are dying because if the stars can do it and promote it, and alot do, then there should not be a problem. What is wrong with that freak of nature? And alot more like her.

  5. M_In_O_Town says:

    If she says she’s an “ex-drug user” an then she turns around and says she on a “drunk diet” drinking and exercizing whilst hung over and drinking beer and throwing middle fingers at ball games then she’s a hypocite because no drug user in recovery would go near alcohol because it’s simply replacing one drug with another.

  6. ocanana says:

    It’s a tossup Gaga, maybe should be gaggag, or Chris. Both are pretty darn scummy. Gwyneth is just dummy not scummy.

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