Vote! Is Lady Gaga Mean Betty’s Idiot of the Week?
Who will it be… Goop Queen Gwyneth Paltrow, drug enthusiast Lady Gaga or Chris “Mishap” Brown?
Another week has come and gone, and it seems these blasted celebrities are hell-bent on testing Mean Betty’s last nerve. Fortunately there is still a copious amount of cabana boys and dirty martinis within arm’s reach. Always look for the silver lining, pets!
My, my, Lady Gaga has certainly been a busy bee as of late. She promptly sued the British shop Icecreamists after hearing that it was profiting off her name by selling a breast-milk ice cream called ‘Baby Gaga.’ (Doesn’t that sound like something Gaga would, er, go gaga over?) And did you hear about her beef with Britney Spears’ beloved retailer Target?
On to Mean Betty’s main point, dearest readers! In the new book Everyone Loves You When You Are Dead, the ‘Born This Way’ singer says that she abused illegal substances in order to become a crazy rock star.
“I didn’t have a bad childhood. All of the things I went through were on my own quest for an artistic journey to f**k myself up like Warhol and Bowie and Mick, and just go for it.”
What a bunch of BS. Gaga claims she went through a “traumatic experience” in her younger years which she refuses to discuss as the information would be too much for the average teen to handle.
So she felt that spilling the beans wasn’t a very bright idea, but offering up the secret to fame and fortune (i.e. drugs) was? Just what every parent of a 13-year-old Gaga fanatic wants to hear!
Option 2: Goopy McGoopGoop Gwyneth Paltrow…