Vote! Mean Betty’s Idiot of the Week!
Who deserves the title—Desperate Housewife Michaele Salahi, Montana Fishburne, Jessica Simpson or Caroline Guiliani?
Every Friday Mean Betty needs to mix herself a Cosmo for breakfast to make selecting candidates for Idiot of the Week a little easier on the nerves. Celebrities in their infinite ineptitude never cease to act utterly asinine week after week. And thus, it is Mean Betty’s duty to sort through what seems like millions of bonehead moves that take place everyday in Celebland and boil them down to a deserving few.
It’s a tough job, mes cheries, but someone’s got to do it.
Here are Mean Betty’s biggest idiots for this week. You pick your favorite, kittens.
Montana “I Want to Be a Porn Star” Fishburne
There isn’t much Mean Betty can even say here, poppets. Your father is Lawrence Fishburne and you still can’t try to be a real actress? What kind of sick twisted little puppy chooses to be defiled on camera for a living when she could have easily said, “Daddy, I wan to be an actress?”
POOF! Montana could have been a star without so much as bending over a bed even once.