Wait, What?, Part 2: Lindsay Lohan Is AHEAD of Her Community Service Schedule?
Courtney Stodden turned down a reality show? Lindsay Lohan is ahead of schedule on her community service hours? Just what exactly is going on here?!
Whoa. Whoa. Stop the presses: Lindsay Lohan is apparently no longer way the hell behind schedule on her court-mandated community service hours. Not only is she caught up, but according to X17, she’s actually AHEAD of schedule.
I know! Crazy, right? X17 reported that LiLo has been working unexpectedly hard at getting her hours done; indeed, she’s been working for 12 whole days a month as a janitor at the LA County coroner’s office and morgue.
Now, 12 days a month may not be a lot to most of us 9-to-5-ers, but hey, for Lindsay, that’s pretty big news. She’s set to appear before Judge Stephanie Sautner on December 14 for a probation update, and if she keeps it up, she’ll almost certainly have a significantly better outcome than her last hearing. Y’know, the one where she got sentenced to 30 days in jail. Of which she only served four and a half hours. Yeah. That one.
In the meantime, she’s got the imminent release of her Playboy issues to look forward to, which, as you’ll recall, had its cover leaked the other day. According to her mother Dina, it’s very “tastefully done.” Then again, Dina isn’t exactly known for being the queen of taste, so maybe we’ll just have to see about that.
Am I actually cheering Lindsay Lohan on? Maybe? I don’t know. I’m confused. Keep it up, Lindsay?
Lucia Peters is BettyConfidential’s associate editor.