We Know You Don’t Want to See the Kardashians’ Christmas Card Photo…
Ah, the holidays! Roaring fires! Hot chocolate! Snow people! And… the Kardashians? Alas, yes. With a Christmas card, no less.
…But we’re going to show it to you anyway. Kim posted this year’s Kardashian family Christmas card to her Celebuzz blog yesterday, so here it is for you to puzzle over:
I’m not exactly sure what made the Kardashians equate this weird, haughty austerity with the holidays; maybe it’s the fact that it looks so damn cold. Would you want to sit down to a holiday meal with this family? I didn’t think so.
But do you want to know the REALLY wacky bit? If you so desire, you can view this card in 3D. For real. 3D glasses not included. Here:
Just when you thought the Kardashians couldn’t get any weirder… they just did.
“The Kardashian Christmas card is always a fascinating piece of pop culture, and it is also our single most circulated image of the year. Kris Jenner reunited the super-team for 2011, and brilliant stylist Monica Rose began putting wardrobe ideas together immediately, ultimately opting for a black-and-white tuxedo theme. As with 2010, the shoot took place at the Jenner house in Hidden Hills.
This year, the Kardashian-Jenner-Odom-Disick clan embraced the 3D movement and chose to release the card in both 2D and 3D, with custom Kardashian Khristmas 3D glasses designed by SlickforceStudio. To see the image large, get out your 3D glasses (available free here) and click on the last thumbnail in the gallery above. Also check out these amazing behind the scenes by photographer Derek Eskridge!”
I wasn’t aware that the Kardashian Kristmas—sorry, Christmas—card is always a fascinating piece of pop culture, but whatever. What I find the MOST hilarious about this little blurb, though, is that it offers no explanation as to why the Kardashians felt the need to send out their Christmas card in 3D. I sort of think that they might want to consider getting Michael Bay to shoot their next one—if they’re going for the whole “3D experience” thing, at least he’ll be able to liven it up by throwing in a few explosions here and there. I’d totally watch the Kardashians blowing up amidst a sea of evergreens and reindeer. Who’s with me?
Lucia Peters is BettyConfidential’s associate editor.