What’s With the Lame Baby Names?
There was no creativity involved when choosing these baby names.
After Cristiano Ronaldo announced his newborn son’s name would be, um, Cristiano Ronaldo, everyone collectively sighed with pity. How unimaginative of you, Cristiano. How vain.
He could’ve at least taken after Gwyneth Paltrow and named his baby after a fruit.
But, the soccer star isn’t the only person in the spotlight who is in love with his own name. In fact, many stars before him have passed down their own moniker to their children — ensuring a life of privilege… or humiliation. Either one.
For instance, George Foreman, in a possible tactic to keep his George Foreman Grill business alive, named all five of his sons George. Their names are: George Jr., George III, George IV, George V, and George VI. The originality here is just astounding.
And how about David Bowie, whose son’s name is Zowie Bowie. Yes, it rhymes. Of course, he goes by a completely different name in his professional career as a film director: Duncan Jones. Thank goodness.
For more unoriginal and therefore hilarious celebrity baby names, go to Newser.com.
Faye Brennan is assistant editor at BettyConfidential.