9. Sean Penn and Madonna’s Warning Shots
According to Mary Cross’ Madonna: A Biography, Sean Penn was so pissed off by the media presence at their1985 wedding he fired “warning shots” with a pistol at circling helicopters and scrawled “F— Off” in the sand on the Malibu beach, near where their wedding took place.
But if you’re really famous and you don’t want to attract a lot of attention, you should tell Cher not to wear the purple wig to your wedding.
And maybe let Andy Warhol into the Malibu mansion through the back door.