3. The Denver Broncos have a serious hottie on their hands.
Excuse us as we wipe off the drool from the pages of GQ featuring their photoshoot with Eric Decker, wide receiver for the Denver Broncos. Just take a look for yourself and you’ll see why we’ve just developed a serious new crush. Plus, he happens to be the same age as us! We’ve always wanted to be a footballer’s wife – now, if only we lived in Denver.
4. They love balls.
Meatballs, that is. In their November issue, Maxim pays homage to the meaty little spheres, dubbing them “the latest in retro-cool man-food.” They list restaurants in major cities that offer the tastiest options and two recipes for guys to make themselves. Here’s what to take away from all of this: if you just spent $400 of your man’s money on shoes, guess what you’ll be making him tonight to make him forget all about it?
5. And they like to show them off.
Ok, now we are talking about the ones you’re thinking of. In a sidebar called “Private Parts,” the Maxim editors ask the question we’ve all been wondering: what’s with guys like Brett Favre taking photos of their junk? Turns out other sports stars like Grady Sizemore, Martellus Bennett, Greg Oden, and Darnell Dockett have done the same, in different ways, but in every case, the evidence spread across the Internet. Though we’re well aware it’s super risky to ever take nude pics, it makes much more sense when women do it – at least we turn somebody on.
Faye Brennan is an assistant editor at BettyConfidential.