Why You Shouldn’t Pick Up Girls On The Subway
A true-horror-story of a guy who struck out big time on the subway!
So, today, as I was commuting home after a hard day’s work, I was thinking about the topic that I’d choose to write about for the YourTango article I had planned to write:
My response to the “What’s Your Number” movie I enjoyed seeing last weekend?
The pros and cons behind the idea of women going back to their exes to avoid increasing their “numbers” and potentially decreasing their chances of failed relationships? Perhaps.
My douchebag Ex-Man Boy who will never, ever, ever get to have sex with me again?
Nope. Nope. I shouldn’t go there!
And, then, on cue, as if the Gods of The 6 Train were listening, my content hit me faster than a NY minute!
Suddenly, there was another douchebag who I could write about, and he was making the scene of all scenes by hitting on an attractive, young, woman on this train!
Without a doubt, guys trying to pick up girls on subway trains are almost always awkward, but this one was PAINFUL to watch! Indeed, it takes a guy with some major cojones to approach a woman—under a time limit–in front of a very unsympathetic audience.
Not only did this dude interrogate the object of his unrequited affection with annoying questions about her job, but he actually had the nerve to ask the name of her employer AND her last name!
Is he serious?
Of course, no woman in her right mind would give out such personal information in front of a car full of eavesdropping strangers!
Read the rest here!