Your New Nightmare: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Just when you thought the show couldn’t get any crazier than New Jersey…
We think Bravo has a secret master plan: the network either wants to destroy television as we know it, or destroy our sex lives as they prove to men everywhere that women are crazy biotches. They’re expanding the epidemic that is Real Housewives to Beverly Hills.
Someone help us.
The six new housewives living in luxury have even more botox, implants, fake tans and attitude than the Orange County or New Jersey crews combined (if you can imagine that).
The cast includes:
– Sisters and former child actors Kyle and Kim Richards
– Adrienne Maloof, whose family owns the Sacramento Kings and PALMS Casino Resort in Las Vegas
– Restauranteur Lisa VanderPump, (No, we’re not making her name up)
– Taylor Armstrong, who’s clearly a plastic surgeon’s wife
– Kelsey Grammer’s soon-to-be ex-wife, Camille Grammer
Mmm, we can smell all the drama already. Or, is that the smell of these ladies’ plastic parts clashing together in a cat fight? (Jezebel)
Tell us: will you be watching The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills?
Faye Brennan is assistant editor at BettyConfidential.