Good Idea or Bad Idea: Brian Wilson Took Sasquatch to the ESPYS
San Francisco Giants relief pitcher Brian Wilson’s date at the ESPYs was a mythical creature!
Well, I guess if you can’t find a date or your mom is busy and you have to bring someone with you to a red carpet event, the next best thing would be…Sasquatch? That’s what San Francisco Giants relief pitcher Brian Wilson did last night for the ESPYs.
The two were probably the hairiest couple to ever set foot on a red carpet anywhere on this planet. One wonders how did Brian manage to talk a notoriously camera-shy creature into stepping into the limelight?
Before Brian hit the red carpet, he sent out a tweet to his fans:
I’m wondering if anyone’s going to copy Brian’s idea in the future. If you’ve got a class reunion, wedding, family get together, baby shower, bachelorette party or some big shindig where you have to go, but you’re not in the mood to go, should you take a sasquatch with you?
The good thing about taking the Squatch is that all eyes will be on him, or is it her? People will be spending so much time with it, that you’ll be left in peace. The bad thing about taking the Squatch is that you might spend a lot more time than you planned either brushing it or picking up hair balls.
Kinda makes you wonder if someone may start a rent-a-squatch service soon.
PJ Gach is Senior Editor:Style + Beauty at BettyConfidential.