Halloween Costume Inspiration: The Many Varieties of Snooki
Can’t figure out what to be for Halloween? We can help! How about being Snooki? How about being one of TEN possible Snookis? Costume inspiration!
Good morning, Bettys! Guess what? It’s October! What a spectacular month! And why, exactly, is it spectacular? Well, other than the fact that autumn is awesome, October happens to be the month that Halloween calls home. And Halloween is AWESOME. In fact, now that it’s October, shouldn’t you be starting to think about what you’re going to be for Halloween? The best costumes take time and effort, so the sooner you start planning, the better. In the event that you’re having difficulty coming up with ideas, though, here’s some costume inspiration for you: Snooki. Do you have any idea how many versions of Snooki you could dress up as for Halloween? 10. The answer is 10. And for your Monday morning viewing pleasure, here they are in all their guidette glory:
1) Pouf Snooki
There are two different ways to pull this Snooki off: One is by fashioning your hair into the crazy pouf that was her trademark during the early days of Jersey Shore. The other is by fashioning YOURSELF into the crazy pouf that was her trademark during the early days of Jersey Shore. While the first variation can be achieved with the use of much Aquanet, the second might be a little more difficult to carry off. Beware of looking too much like Cousin It; the Addams Family would probably be a little offended at being lumped into the same category as Snooki. Unless she’s actually a long-lost relative…
2) Punched-in-the-Face Snooki
This is pretty much Variation One of Pouf Snooki plus a black eye. You COULD get someone to punch you, but it’s probably safer to get creative with some stage makeup instead.
3) T-Shirt Shop Snooki
Relive Snooki’s glory days as a t-shirt shop grunt on the boardwalk of scenic Seaside Heights. The pink trucker hat is a must. Wearing it turned sideways is also a must. Carting the Situation along next to you is optional.
4) Group Costume: Snooki as Part of the Entire Cast of Jersey Shore
However, carting the Situation along next to you is NOT optional if you plan to go as the entire cast of Jersey Shore. You’ll need at least 7 friends to pull this off, including a couple who break up and get back together on a regular basis, a guy who is freakishly preoccupied with his abs, and someone who gave themselves a breast augmentation as a birthday present. Or, if you’re feeling REALLY ambitious, you can make puppets of the other 7 cast members and make a statement about how MTV uses its reality stars.
5) Miami Snooki
Grab a cheap sombrero and you’re good to go. Grab two cheap sombreros and a friend and you’re even better.
More Snookis, including Public Speaking Snooki and Wookiee Snooki, up next!