Highlights from Gwyneth Paltrow’s Predictably Ridiculous GOOP Holiday Wish List
Wondering what’s on Gwyneth Paltrow’s holiday wish list this year? Check it out here in all its GOOP-y glory!
Guess what, Bettys? Gwyneth Paltrow’s GOOP holiday wish list is here! Hoorah! Let us revel in its ridiculousness! No, seriously—it’s hilarious. It’s nice to know that we can always count on GOOP for a laugh, no? You can check out Gwynnie’s whole list of gifts she’d love to give (and probably get, as well) here; but just in case the idea makes you gag (and we wouldn’t blame you if it does, we’ve weeded through it and separated out the most outlandish items for your abbreviated perusal.
Don’t forget to tell us what’s on your wish list in the comments!
iPhone passive horn amplifier:
In the event that your friends are too hoity-toity for a regular old speaker pod or even a Bose doc, this contraption should get the job done. One thing to bear in mind: Gwynnie doesn’t post prices on her wish list, but according to Giftlab, this little not-so-little wonder is plated with 24-karat gold and costs £649.00—that is, roughly $1,039.74.
Custom backgammon board:
According to Gwynnie:
“Alexandra Llewellyn crafts super deluxe backgammon boards in several elegant designs. Boards can be personalized with initials and special messages. Now, if you’re looking for a completely bespoke board, sky’s the limit with prices to match. A true work of art and a unique present for a family friend.”
The Peacock board seen above goes for £2100 ($3,365.19). Just, y’know, in case you know anyone who REALLY loves their backgammon.